Wednesday, December 31, 2014

badideas 2014

Bad ideas, brain farts, no filter, 2014
    sayit-- (greeting card captions)
    • What's the dream? Just resolve and deposit as much material as you can.
    • Why is erotic fiction so good? Because it's erotic!
    • Sell a process. Outsource the service. Or the other way around.
    • For good hygiene always shoot the messenger.
    • The most powerful tool is an old white man in a dull suit.
    • Get over yourself you over privileged cry baby.
    • The zombie bogan apocalypse will stop the boats.
    • Cornelius Poppingcorn invented popcorn.
    • WWJSD: What Would Jimmy Savil Do? Probably something inappropriate.
    • Powerful people never yield, especially not to other powerful people.
    • What is the amnesia association oxymoron?
    • The January Recession for small business happens every January.
    • The best thing about winning is that people see it.
    • The good thing about art products is that you can discard them when interest expires, and get new ones. This may not be the case for cultural heritage, but there is a blurred line between collecting and hoarding.
    • What makes fine art so fine is the tediousness of the production process, like painting over a very large canvas surface with a very small brush.
    • rebooteverything dot com
    • De-hoard what does not contribute to your productivity.
    • Be able to materialize anything anytime using any available technology, that's what you can do with money if you believe it.
    • Create a platform, or hijack one.
    • Creatures of habit fail to move away from harm within any contemporaneous generation.
    • The common ground between Android people and iPhone people is normal Alexander Graham Bell the telephony app and the telegram-like SMS app.
    • When you crack the code candy falls out?
    • Joy fever leads to joy madness?
    • Place yourself in the way of opportunities?
    • Scale by cloning capacity and consolidating knowledge?
    • Change poverty, underemployment, and social issues by relevant recruitment?
    • Generated filigree?
    • Fresh kitsch?
    • Pretend fantasies?
    • Communicate faster?
    • Aim to steal business from the biggest?
    • Hire employers based on the expected speed to spin off your own entity.
    • When you notice that you had become rigid, break habits and undertake creative reconstruction.
    • Is your wealth manager working for you or the other way around, or would you be better off with an average stock pickin chicken?
    • Security and free-fall can be confusing.
    • I'm waiting for these nice people to go away.
    • Junk weekly mag?
    • State hacking?
    • We do not destroy, we transform.
    • What what separates the soup nazi from the stew nazi is thickness and chunks.
    • Understand what you are offering in making digital content?
    • Saving species gets easier the fewer there are of them.
    badidea --
    • On Kickstarter for anything: The War Chest for Unification / Game-changers / Friendship and Followers / Geopolitical change
    • DIY: make a sweater from a towel, make a suit jacket and pants from a towel, coat too, or use a bath robe
    • On FMCG: Deposit material to anywhere for a modest gain.
    • On relocating: Avoid real estate blockers and rent seekers. Prep to operate from anywhere.
    • On hyper cities; Increase economic activity density
    • DIY: A sculpture with photo prints, with a wire frame held together by black gaffa tape at the vertex, bull clips holding the prints, a tripod holding up the frame
    • Local Fashion project: based in any inner city, fortnights design schedule, with new lines exhibition openings every fortnight, open to designers and models, hole in the wall popup outlet, open during show evenings only, else via the internet; use open designs only; produce on demand.
    • On the decline of libraries: Make them more useful by turning them into useful free work spaces. Workspaces are sticky. There needs to be useful fast free wifi, cheap printing, and spaces with different atmospheres. Would be ruined by red tape and under supply.
    • video-script: Say a line like "A pizza with alada sausage" by different characters, with innuendo.
    • On affordable housing: dormitories for the humble servants, humble servant of the people, who aside from working all day, also require safety, sleep, utilities, and minimum food.
    • On poverty: In the longer term end poverty by ending scarcity (startrek). In the meantime end poverty by ending the immigration blockade. Allow people to move from low opportunity locations to high opportunity locations (hyper cities). Induce the rise of powerful hyper city sovereign states that are opportunity engines. Allow people to place themselves within opportunity's reach. Incumbent sovereign nations are maintaining scarcity that favors incumbents, which historically is always a long term loosing proposition that is innovated away from.
    • On abstraction: Model innovation and scalablity with folding surfaces to apply the benefit of an extra dimension. Test your idea against the folding abstraction.
    • On trend spotting: collect and create logos that says misanthropy friendly
    • Infotainment is for inspiration to work harder and retain commitment to continuity. Otherwise the only thing open to innovation is working on the efficiency of supply chains. So bring concept to the screen faster.
    • On general business development: Pull organic sales via shop front and push repeat sales via EDM
    • Other odd ideas in pictures:










    coined words --
    • [what did one snake say to the other,] hhhheh
    • Sparkles of mayhem
    • Look At All The Fucks I Give [via a greeting card from the sound of music]
    • Cornelius Poppingcorn
    • You snooze you loose
    • Nothing weird
    • Wink
    • Norbit the Elf
    • Cheeky bugga
    • That's the Savile ... What would Jimmy do?
    • The xmas ham and the xmas worm
    • Bin Cheese

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